Only in New York City

I hope this will be the first of many "Only in New York City...." posts.

Only in New York City would two women get in to a fight in the line at the post office.

I was just at the post office. Why did 2 women get in to a fight right behind me. Why does the craziest shit happen wherever I am when I'm in the city? An asian woman stepped on a jamaican woman's foot...and she didn't say excuse me or sorry...so the jamaican woman said you stepped on my foot...the asian woman immediately gets loud and says no i didn't...so the black woman stepped on her foot to teach her a lesson and let her know how it felt...she said whether you knew you did it or not all you had to say was excuse me...than she starts ranting about how asian people are so rude...and always say they didn't do anything instead of saying i'm sorry or excuse me...and she said she was fed up with it...so finger in face pointing and shoving ensued...and i'm standing in front of the jamaican woman like how does shit like this always happen when i'm around? So a post office official calls the police and the women continue to bicker under their breath.

Only in New York City would a guy try to hit on you through the window of a Starbucks as you are enjoying your Chai Tea Latte.

So this guy walks by the glass window as I'm sitting at the counter enjoying my overpriced tea and people watching. He stops at the window and mouths the words. "You have the most beautiful smile." I keep smiling and say thank you and try to look busy. He comes in to the Starbucks and starts dropping his game on me. His game was so lame I couldn't help but laugh the entire time he was talking to me. Here's a sample from the wordsmith: "In the mean time, in between time, why don't you give me a call." He also kept asking me my name. "If I keep asking your name it's because I don't want to forget it." Dude was lame from the moment he said my eyes were beautiful. And where do I start...the shades at night...the fur coat...the crooked teeth...the breath wreaking of Hennessey. His name was Cedric and I think pimp Cedric was trying to pimp me but little did he know that Mia is a pimp. Game recognize game.